De-normalize the “Would a Right Wing Christian like this? No? Well then I’m down with it :)” mental shortcut all left wing people think is sufficient to be a cool or smart person. At some point you’re going to have to use your actual brain, bestie. Pissing off Christians and Trump supporters is not an actual value system or robust analysis of anything. You are literally making yourself braindead.
never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick
listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it’s still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.
you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose
dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk
