talkshowhost1996:

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Tags: #fave

lesbx:

lesbx:

oh man. oh golly. oh lord oh geez oh man i sure fucked up my skyrim so badly

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LUIGI THIS ISNT WEED

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2-shane-s:
“ 2-shane-s:
“ Boy I’m stanced the fuck up
Bout to knock your ass out
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God damn it I done fucked around and reblogged one of them fuckin undertale shits
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2-shane-s:

2-shane-s:

Boy I’m stanced the fuck up

Bout to knock your ass out

God damn it I done fucked around and reblogged one of them fuckin undertale shits

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crochetingwhale:

testosteronetwunk:

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Oh, my god. However did they do it.



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h0useofw0lves:

zegalba:

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creepymutelilbugger:

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just some of the pharaoh’s curses I’ve collected during my travels through the ancient deserts

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quinntheestallion:

De-normalize the “Would a Right Wing Christian like this? No? Well then I’m down with it :)” mental shortcut all left wing people think is sufficient to be a cool or smart person. At some point you’re going to have to use your actual brain, bestie. Pissing off Christians and Trump supporters is not an actual value system or robust analysis of anything. You are literally making yourself braindead.

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str8aura-no-not-that-one:

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never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick

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omegaverse:

soshinee:

omegaverse:

soshinee:

omegaverse:

If only there was a way for me to enjoy pizza and bagel at the same time………..

i have great news

what

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what the fuck is this cups of cheese..

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gayweeddaddy69:

gayweeddaddy69:

silverskulltula:

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it’s still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

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you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

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hamvendor:

hoobert-heever:

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hamvendor:

hamvendor:

Everyone in porno has a cute pink little asahole with no hair or hemorrhoids. A perfect little baby starfish. Not me. My asshole is a craggy PIT

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Link descending into my B HOLE

Gonna queue this up to reblog around 8am my time bc it’s not fair that only the British people get to suffer

it’s ok some of us are irish 💕

Your people have suffered enough

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