talkshowhost1996:

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junkoandthediamonds:

junkoandthediamonds:

i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing

all wonderful guesses!

but alas, no, it was:

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beemovieerotica:

sioltach:

there are so many hidden relationships between people.. ur grandpa killed mine in a war some 800 years ago but also we were neighbors in the 1700s who traded eggs and milk. wwhat does that make us 

in high school I found out a guy in my english class had an ancestor who was on the opposite side of the samurai rebellion in which my great great grandfather was meant to be executed (for losing) but he ran away and hid for the rest of his life and the guy was like “….damn. good for him. now we’re both here to write bad essays on pride and prejudice.”

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frankenbutch:

les miserables?? lesbians shouldn’t be sad that’s so fucked up

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myblogmyrulesmymess:

terriamon:

naruto wouldn’t treat me like this

sasuke probably would

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surfclown:

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ….. yea i have that….if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again

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etakeh:

In case you think the writers on strike aren’t making good use of their time, think no more!

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nnugatoryextravagance:

blankfairy27:

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prohaloplayer:

as an adult you can bring the cutting boardto your desk it is okay to do

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spiribia:

i definitely think minecraft won’t be the game for everyone in the end and that’s just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don’t get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.

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